Brandon

Jackass

"Why did you push me down the stairs..? "
""Because it was funny.."
"come on... don't be a Brandon"

by lalalaalalal1231230 January 2, 2012

Brandon

A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time

Dude don't pull a Brandon and back out

by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015

Brandon

A cum-guzzling cunt.

Brandon, that guy you love to hate.

by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015

Brandon

A Fag.

Brandon is a fag

by Buddybbb May 3, 2016

Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.

Ew, look at how Brandon he is

by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016

Brandon

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT

by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

Brandon

sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.

Brandon , wow , what a man.

by pplover3000 July 19, 2018