Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Alaskan Firecracker

When a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. Freezez it and then uses it as a dildo. Then eats the frozen blood afterwords

Wow, you know Tray watched his sister make an Alaskan Firecracker? How sick!

by Thatoneguy401 January 22, 2011

Alaskan Terd Nugget

When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.

I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.

by Achmed Badalandabad February 12, 2008

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

Alaska

Basically a guy licking a girl's vaginal area with a scotch or vodka ice cube.

Eric gave is girl Lily a nice alaska and she had her period in his mouth. Unfortunately, she sent him her stds too.

by Take a lucky guess May 3, 2008

alaskan icepipe

Take a crap in a condom and put it in the fridge for a couple of houers, while making out use the vaginal entry and fill the other one up with your frozen pipe

Do you think that alaskan icepipe wil hurt if he inserts it in my anus?

by swatkat January 31, 2008

Alaskan Avalanche

Before busting a nut, you pull out and finish on her chest to where it runs down her boobs, just like an avalanche running down the mountain.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I decided to mix it up so I gave her the Alaskan Avalanche.

by Alaskaman89 March 8, 2010