Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

Angry Car

When fat boys are in a car and they start rocking it back in forth and shake the car.

Pulling a angry car on the driver.

Bob: "we should pull an angry car!"
Bill: "Ok man!"
Jason (driver): "Stop it man! i'm driving!"

by beckbob August 14, 2011

Angry McGangbang

A McGangbang made from the Hot 'n Spicy McChicken rather than the standard one. Adds a slight kick to everyone's favorite McDonald's sandwich.

Cashier: What can I get you?
Me: I'll have an Angry McGangbang, please.
(mom with her kid in line behind me lets out an audible gasp)

by The 5th Floor March 19, 2013

angry artic wolf

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and right before you cum, make a joke or say something funny and she laughs and the jizz comes out of her nose.

"Tonight, i'm going to pull an angry artic wolf on my girlfriend."

by MangoTango167 September 16, 2013

Angry viper

When you choke a woman with your male genitalia, lay her out on her back, proceed to give a Cleveland steamer, back handspring behind her and finishing with a donkey punch, in turn waking her up and leaving her confused as to what actually happened

My girl was making me mad so I gave her an angry viper

by Donkeyme September 25, 2015

Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

by thateinsteinguy April 9, 2016

angry eskimo

The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.

I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.

by Angryfucker101 April 27, 2017