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angry ketchup

Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.
Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...
by museick July 20, 2008
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Angry Vein

The noticably oversized throbbing vein on top of a mans erect penis.
She got me so hard I had to show her my Angry Vein
by mrcrex November 27, 2010
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Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
by Louija January 21, 2009
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angry dragon

This is when a woman is giving oral to a guy and then just as he cums he pulls her head up to his schlong and spunks up her nose. She then snorts and so it sprays out on the guy. Like a dragon snorting fire when angry.
"I did an angry dragon on my boyfriend last night, he ended up covered in his own spunk"
by Blooddiamond21 August 28, 2007
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Angry Peeno

Its when your doing your chick from behind, you punch her in the back of the head, and then you cum in her hair.You then order her to make you a sandwich and kick her out of your house.
I was doing your sister doggy style and she started talking shit, so I gave her the Angry Peenoand sent her on her way.
by CB December 20, 2004
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Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010
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Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
by In_your_endo February 1, 2021
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