Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

Shoot some buckets

Play some basketball outside ; similar to “shoot some hoops”

When it’s nice outside:
Dan- let’s go shoot some buckets!
Nick- okay !!!!!!

by Poopoo3 June 20, 2018

Bump Some Tracks

To play musical tunes

real nibba 1: ayo blood lemme hear dat new new beethoven
real nibba 2: ight bet lets Bump Some Tracks

by YeeezyBusta July 26, 2018

get some hat

Mean time to leave or get out

Hey bro, these guys look like they want trouble, it's time to get some hat

by 4corner conquers May 30, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Pull Some Stems

The act of violently shaving a person's private area without their consent

"Yeah, Brian and I thought we'd mess around and pull some stems"

by Eggmen May 26, 2019

“Want some Popeyes?”

This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.

F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up

by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019