Alaskan Crockpot

Begins by first slapping your lover across the face with a frozen salmon, followed by a crockpot.

Damn. LayJah gave her man one helluva Alaskan Crockpot.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Alaskan Snowtube

When a shit is taken on a girl's chest, then put in the freezer and frozen then used to "bang her like a dildo"

She was banged by an alaskan snowtube

by Xior October 28, 2008

Alaskan pipeline

When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

by Dtrock3 December 20, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

When a person sits on a woman's vagina and takes a dump in her vag. When the shitter is finished, the woman pushes out the feces into the other persons anus. This goes on forever.

No milk for me today, gotta be solid for the Alaskan bull worm my wife and I are having tonight.

by Tbologna November 30, 2016

alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

Alaskan Fishermen

A new phrase where two friends, of opposite genders, have hooked up with the same person. So, two friends, a guy and a girl, have made out with the same guy or girl.

"Hey, Stephanie, you hooked up with Stacy, right?"
"Yea, Tom, I did!"
"OMG, me too!"
"You know what that means, right??"
"We're Alaskan fishermen!"

by Jonny Calves January 13, 2014