woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

Spic wagon

A slang term for a landscaping truck

"I saw a spic wagon on my way to work yesterday"

by Suckercuck March 16, 2020

wagon master

One who organizes RV rallies or large gatherings

Hector is the wagon master for the northeast regional rv rally this year

by Plumber69 October 7, 2019