Fuck me like a fat pink pony 

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

Fuck me like a fat pink pony by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

Fuck that for a box of birds by Hof500 January 22, 2021

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS 

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.

-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

a nice cup of shut the fuck up by udgodess August 24, 2011

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom 

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

L.A. fuck-off 

The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.

Here are some L.A. fuck-offs

"Here's your card back, I'll call you."

"I really like what you're trying to do here."

"No....really, you sound great."

"No....really, your band sounds great."

"NEXT!"

"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"

"we'll call you."

etc. etc.

L.A. fuck-off by toroboy October 5, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008