Matt w

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.

by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019

Matt bull

An person that tends to be silent or annoyed most of the time and under 5”3

Damn he looks like a Matt bull

by Useless donni November 13, 2019

Matt Gibbons

A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.

We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!

by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019

The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

by P A Akin May 24, 2019

the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

matt fabish

A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish

I got so fucked up last night I got matt fabished

by Blackbeard6969 October 8, 2019

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019