He is gone.
by BestieBAKAbae May 14, 2021
by mrmanbot July 12, 2021
3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz December 28, 2015
The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.
by didegerdoo2112 November 08, 2019
by Lenkesh January 19, 2018
A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.
His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.
by Dad Boss June 08, 2017