Skinny Cow

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

by Ángel De Jade January 01, 2021

The laughing cow

A name thst you call somebody with an annoying laugh. Who you may not be able to stand.

The laughing cow was being annoying so we left him.

by The laughing cow hahahaha November 02, 2015

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 19, 2016

Big cow

Has a large cow in his back yard.

Person1: Have you seen the big cow

Person2: yeah he is in my back yard

by Big cow boy March 13, 2019

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019