Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Banana Jamboree

Code word for bj.

Some girl gave Billy a Banana Jamboree.

by All the pseudonyms are taken May 13, 2009

cheese banana

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

banana wednesday

the first sunday of every month

grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday

by jeffbezos July 1, 2021