roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.

Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"

by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017

Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.

Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.

by justaodthings April 10, 2025

Truckie's Roast

A warmed up frozen meat pie.

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.

by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024

Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.

Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.

by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024