There are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
by Therealkeith April 06, 2011
by robin November 30, 2003
A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".
{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."
by Woodenhead May 04, 2006
Me "dude im so high"
green dinosaur "your a fucking clown shoe man"
Me "Whaaaat? man you fucking me up"
green dinosaur "your a fucking clown shoe man"
Me "Whaaaat? man you fucking me up"
by Jesus The Stoner March 01, 2008
John and his girlfriend got arrested for having sex on a playground swing set. What a coupla clown shoes.
by disastrid February 24, 2004
When a male puts his foot in a very loose woman's ass hole, simulating a rather large dildo, for the females pleasure.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 19, 2009
(adj) This phrase is a contraction of the phrase ______ as clown shoes. Any characteristic of clown shoes can be suggested by the phrase and must be taken from context. Crazy, oversized, or ugly may be inferred. Invariably the phrase denotes contempt.
by PlagueHeart April 29, 2007