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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the NOW IM AT 1 PERCENTmug.

shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS
random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION
by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021
mugGet the shush right now protectionmug.

Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
mugGet the Nowmug.

Now we are talk

When you are talk and play epic videogame or just commit epic. U say "Now we are talk".
Yes, I finished this level! Finally!
Now we are talk
by TessaWhiting December 6, 2021
mugGet the Now we are talkmug.

right now and forever

perfect words to describe an ever-lasting love
Aina loves Ilham right now and forever <3
by totebag March 13, 2023
mugGet the right now and forevermug.

shake now bow

Guy: watches shake by IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed: shake now bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* dou bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* a@* a@* now suck that c*#@
by Poopz💩 September 30, 2022
mugGet the shake now bowmug.

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