Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything

"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"

by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.

You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.

by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013

Asshole Plaza

(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.

A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.

"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."

by Crack Baby Jesus July 4, 2016