coon

basically yeahhhhhh, its will willbererforce

"that willberforce is a right coon"

by rk1010 May 22, 2023

coon

Coon a word you to describe a very gang related black person

look at that coon

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Coon

Cooler way of saying "Cancun".

Tom: Hey man, what are you up to this weekend? Wanna hit up the local bars?
Chris: Ah, can't man. I'm gonna be in the Coon this weekend!

by justonedrink June 6, 2017

Coon

A very whitewashed nigga

Aka max j

Real nigga: didn’t you grow up in the suburbs

Max: yeah so what

Real nigga: bro your a coon

by Trini_legend January 18, 2023

Loot Coon

A loot coon is a sect or Loot whoring that is incredibly self centered.

"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" Yo mark i need meds i'm low on health.
"Mark Henry Klein" Nah i'm all out
*later*
*Mark Henry Klein Dies*
*Teammates looting body of Mark Henry Klein*
"Joe Schmo Bimbobob" You fucking Loot Coon I needed those meds earlier
"Mark Henry Klein" Fuck you I needed it for later

by CallMeManaMan February 16, 2019