December 7

Make love to your lesbian girlfriend. They deserve it as it's Christmas time.

Melissa: Hey what's today?
Janette: Today's the 7th you know what that means!
Melissa: Oh yeah it is December 7

by Strange Dolphin December 5, 2020

7/11

a convenience store that's always there when you're in dispair with linolieom ailes and altars of slushies

JD: I am so sad about my psychotic killer urges
*sees 7/11*
Veronica: Why do you like 7/11 so much?
JD: Freeze your brain!!! Happiness comes ,when everything numbs, who need cocaine???

by DONTBEJDKIDS May 31, 2018

February 7

National Kick a Blonde named Marissa Day

You: "Hey Marissa it's February 7th"
Marissa: "yeah and?"
You *Kick*

by theguyyoumightknow December 5, 2021

June 7

National Miss Your Homework day!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework yesterday?
Student: Well, it was June 7...
Teacher: Oh, I see, you're using the date as an excuse again...

by Anonymous Human_1 June 7, 2021

7 pm

the time that tarantulas come out in animal crossing new horizons

"Oh boy, 7 pm! Time to catch some tarantulas!"

by tamarinkui May 10, 2020

October 7

The day were your crush has to ask you out

Crush: hi, Emily, so i have liked you for a while and I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me?" Since its October 7?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, ur "my crush" so yeah i would like to go out with you!
Crush: Heck yeah, tonight at the Arcade?
Girl 1: yeah ok

by burkedemon108 October 6, 2021

7-11

A convience store that usually 4 departments per block. 7-11s located in ghetto places will usually have a robbery every night and 30+ hookers roaming around the 7-11s premices, all engaging in a merciless cat-fight. More urban places like chicago will have a semi-fancy 7-11 with peace and harmony.

"Every where I look, I see them damn 7-11s." - Richard nixon

by hanes July 5, 2005