November 11

"That child is 4'10 and he's 12 years old and its november 11, I guess i have to punch him"

by OwOboi6969 November 07, 2019

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March 11

March 11 is Maryeli Gomez-Torres birthday. Add her on snapchat @jmaryeli_soccer

Girl 1: its march 11, Happy birthday maryeliiii
Maryeli: thanksksksksk

by Tacos para siempre October 15, 2019

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Girl: *sits on boy lap*
Boy: why are you sitting on my lap
Girl: it’s November 11th
Boy: oh

by Hiiiiiiiii gruel November 10, 2019

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the day you shove your foot up the douchy guy's ass

me: ayyyy man

douchy guy: what bitch
me: *puts steel square toed boot up his ass* that's what
douchy guy: what was that for?
me: it's feb 11

by chevygirl2005 January 04, 2021

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When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard, cream cheese comes out of her tits

Claire: Yash gave me a B-11 last night, it was insane. I was able to put the cream cheese on my toast the next morning, too.

by Golfwatcher56 October 14, 2017

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An ugly rat was born apon this day.

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No relationships day. It's the day that all the taken people can enjoy as singles!

Hey, it's december 11! It means I can kiss my friend and my boyfriend won't get mad

by alternative.slut December 09, 2019

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