sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa

Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom

by AtomicJay May 4, 2021

Mentally sex fucked

When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.

Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.

Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.

Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol

Peter: Re-really? *sigh*

Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol

Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife

Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.

by Hatingthisday September 27, 2020

When to have sex

To allow your dick penetrate the pussy.

Jane when to have sex today put me strain more.

by Tata mpole December 10, 2022

Fallopian Tube Sex

This is the tightest a woman can feel for her male partner.

Dude, I had Fallopian tube sex with that girl and it was the tightest I’ve ever had.

by Scottsdale hound January 19, 2020

dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

sex with another x

The act of having sex while tripping on ecstasy (MDMA). Popular because of the heightened sensory perception and sense of connection with other people brought on by ecstasy.

Last night was crazy! It was all sex with another x.

by IB King October 6, 2008

anti-boner sex

having sex without an erection.

Dave and I had anti-boner sex.

by qweef shady June 19, 2011