The Vivarian Flux

To call out or denote the poor use of a straw man fallacy

"wouldn't company just take assets? I know other companies do."
"that's like saying If I like hamburgers, you respond we have lasagna at home"
"What are you talking about, terrible straw man"
"Ah, The Vivarian Flux"

by Eagern_Derive November 27, 2024

Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.

"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

Utah Log Flume

When she try and soak but a black guy picks her up with his dick and she slides down to him

I gave this bitch a Utah Log Flume the other day

by DarrylDawkins January 18, 2026

Law of Fluid Identity

The principle that identity is not merely spectral but fluid—constantly flowing, changing, re-forming, with no fixed position at all. Under this law, you don't have a stable set of spectral coordinates; you're a river of selfhood, never the same from moment to moment. The law of fluid identity challenges even the spectral view, which still imagines fixed points on continua. Fluid identity says there are no points—only flow, only process, only continuous transformation. It's the logic of radical impermanence, of the self as verb rather than noun, of the recognition that the person who started reading this sentence is already different from the person finishing it.

Example: "She embraced the law of fluid identity after her divorce. She wasn't the same person she'd been married as; that person was gone, replaced by someone new, who would also be replaced. Her ex wanted closure with the person he'd married, but that person didn't exist anymore. The law of fluid identity explained why closure was impossible—you can't close the book on a story that's still being written."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Law of Fluid Logic

The principle that logic itself is fluid—not a fixed system but a flowing process that changes with context, culture, and time. Under this law, what counts as logical in one setting may be illogical in another, and the boundaries between logical systems are permeable, with ideas and methods flowing between them. Fluid logic doesn't reject rigor; it recognizes that rigor itself is culturally defined, that standards of proof shift, that validity is historically situated. It's the logic of adaptability, of context-sensitivity, of the recognition that reasoning well means reasoning appropriately for your situation, not according to abstract rules that claim universality.

Example: "He tried to apply formal logic to his grandmother's wisdom, finding it full of contradictions and leaps. Then he encountered the law of fluid logic and realized she was using a different logic—one suited to a lifetime of experience, to oral tradition, to practical survival. Her logic flowed where his froze. Both worked in their contexts. He started listening instead of correcting."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.

I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.

by The mad crapper April 8, 2025