suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.

"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.

by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
...

by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018

iq of tommy

the iq of tommy is literally 3.

The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded

by Yeet Yaw Yeet July 13, 2018