baby

a new born human

omg its a baby boy

by PsychedelicRocky November 08, 2020

Baby

1) A cute thing people put bombs on and drop them into buildings to cause 9/11. 2)A cute thing that drools baby powder out of it's butt and drools baby sauce out of it's mouth. It also sleeps and wears diapers. 3) Something you call a grown-up man when they are scared of a raccoon, etc.

1) Someone remade the 9/11 flight and we saw the cute babies kill us.
2) My baby drooled on the floor with it's butt and mouth.
3)Person A:Don't be a baby, it's a raccoon!!!
Person B:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Someone Smarter than You Haha October 09, 2018

Baby

Verb to baby
To "baby" someone
To take care of someone as if they were a baby.

He needs to be babied. I will baby him.

by Mining_Fred June 15, 2023

Baby Shalapaluzi

My bestie

Wanna go to the 1975 concert baby shalapaluzi?

by ebanutaya November 08, 2023

truffle baby

Truffle butter that oozed down to the vigina and got her pregnant and thus making a truffle baby

Christian: your a condom fail

Samantha: really because you're a truffle baby

by samanthaloveyoutoo February 17, 2016

shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.

Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's

by Apple seed November 29, 2019