smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

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.9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

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2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

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Fuck face

An ugly, dickless bitch with a hairline that looks like a retarded mountaintop. Also sucks dick for a living

See that samer kid? He's such a Fuck face

by The120roasts February 6, 2017

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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.

I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.

by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

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