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if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman
Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.
by Saul Godman May 11, 2022
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WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021
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italian manwhore summer i guess

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.
Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess
by latey late dawn May 24, 2022
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I done wizzed my cheese

I failed the test, I done wizzed my cheese
by Hailey Bailey December 11, 2021
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i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.
server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.
by ur parents gay November 10, 2021
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can i get some robux

something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses
me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank
by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022
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I-see-a-cock-al-itus

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”

Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the

“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 5, 2022
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