dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

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Dog

its eaten in eastern Asia. its actually very tasty

the dog tastes like chicken. just add some BBQ sauce

by definition person lolol May 1, 2023

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Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

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A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.

Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.

by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025

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Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

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