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Crush my cock with a rock i must

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!
Crush my cock with a rock i must!
by The_wildcard April 13, 2021
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ching chong cock 'n ball dungeon

A resturant in new york with a funy name
Man 1: yo dude wanna go to ching chong cock 'n ball dungeon
Man 2: yeah sure
by Poopoo man3939 June 22, 2021
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gypsy cock sucking anal buster

a random gay (wanktard) who likes bumming shit up and is a bit of a dickhead
A guy is in your dorm in cornwall who stares at your hairy nutsack this is a gypsy cock sucking anal buster
by Vannabum October 25, 2011
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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.
by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004
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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
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irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.
by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019
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