Blog-off

To blog off means to surf the internet in a way that is socially innapropriate, such as: at your friends wedding reception, at work, immediately after the sexual act, or at a keg party.
"say Jesse, is it OK if I go to your room and blog-off, I'm expecting some hits back about my resume?"
"uh, maybe once we're all done singing happy birthday, asshole"
by BettyHer April 22, 2008
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It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens
Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"
by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011
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Staff off to

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.
by Phoenixblossom May 09, 2019
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Off The Yomp

A colloquial term used to describe the state of being "on one", or "turned up". Can also be used as a synonym for fresh, dope, cool, or lit.
I was fine drinking all that Jameson, but that L really got me off the yomp.

Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.
by Foxx Bodii March 15, 2019
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Smerk-off

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.
Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !
by B real 101 June 11, 2021
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Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout
“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 22, 2022
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