National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National Bully May Day

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day

Today is National Bully May Day.

by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National booty pic day

national booty pic day is on April 5th, send a booty pic to anyone and everyone. Spread the love

It’s national booty pic day can’t wait for em to roll in!

by Bigtoker42O April 4, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!

“Hey bro guess what ? It’s national grab ass day”

by Mia2212 February 18, 2020