Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Dog

Dogs r gay

I win dog

by Gaylordy June 9, 2022

Big dogs

Alyssa constant and her boys

Can’t hang with the big dogs

by Chief <3 January 4, 2022

Corn dog

Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.

"Man I gave my girl a corn dog last night"

by You know me1234 April 19, 2014

Dogged

To be completely and utterly fucked, sometimes used to describe being high.

I was completely and utterly dogged last night at the movie theater.

by Ramdoger2013 September 12, 2021

Hot dog

Nobody knows how hot dogs are made, and no one wants to know.

Brayan: ey yo man, how are Hot Dogs made?

Sara: Shut up

by United States Department of Eg September 6, 2020

Heart Dog

A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.

Brook is my heart dog.

by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024