John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
by Gap was here June 1, 2016
Get the roast-offmug. <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. "Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.
"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"
"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
by anonymous April 27, 2022
Get the fuckered offmug. by Chubby dude March 15, 2015
Get the wax one offmug. Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
Get the drive-by jerk offmug. You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
Get the jerking off with happinessmug. A competition based around thing looks the nicest/most atrocious (ie: hair style, interior design, car)
by Nicowo February 4, 2021
Get the Swag offmug.