Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Pulled a Kasha

To royally fuck everything up on a monumental scale. Normally it would take considerable effort to make an error of this scale, or a serious lack of brain power. Usually results in termination of work contracts and unemployment

I pulled a kasha at work today. My boss was not happy at all. Think I might receive my P45 on Friday.

by Angryshade November 15, 2023

Pulling

An Irish way of asking someone if they got a women/man

Man 1: So did you pull any women last night?
Man 2: Yeah I got (instert name)
Man 1: Ah nice. Pulling much?

by kilativ15 April 8, 2017

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Pulling a marie

Pulling a marie is being unnecessarily mean to someone. Mostly done in the middle of a conversation or a text; bully

“Hey did you ever finish the homework?” “Shut up you’re a child. Imagine not being 18.” “Hahaha you really pulled a marie.” The person responding went off topic and insulted them for no reason, unprovoked. This is how they are pulling a marie.

by Jimothy Corona April 16, 2021

Don’t pull a Nivison

A phrase used when someone wants to binge or indulge in bad substances without regard to what will happen. This took term when popular content creator Ted Nivison made a video about when he ate a 500 milligram edible on accident, which lead to him being high for almost 32 hours.

Slow down on the drinks man! Don’t pull a Nivison!

by JambaVix December 29, 2021