Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Buck-faced

To get drunk/shit-faced on Buckfast tonic/wine

Got completely Buck-faced last-night

by Martyn71 July 15, 2019

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019

Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.

by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019

Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 21, 2019

International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.

*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”

by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019

Uber Waiting Face

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.

e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.

by noticer27 July 31, 2019