Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

smiling bitch face

The face you make when you are smiling at someone while imagining all manner of death and unpleasantness happening to that person

Mary put on her best smiling bitch face while in a meeting with her rude coworkers.

by Zonchar February 23, 2021

Cancer Face

A deragatory slang for elderly people especially if they have cancer

Patty is a fucking cancer face

by Fortnite1500 November 7, 2021

funny face

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that's a nice face lol

(it's really polite )

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lady: omg I'm dead you are so hot your damn smile

you again> lady, that's very cool of yours , based 😎😎😎😎.

*smiles again with funny face* 😕😕💯💯💯

by ه ه ل ب December 30, 2021

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

shit faced bitch

another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face

jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch

by shaq biatch November 3, 2019