Hiddle-babies

When you have watched the Tom Hiddleston interview when he tells us he loves us too.

Tom: I love you guys too
Interviewer: now y'all are pregnant.
You are gonna have hiddle-babies.

Me: when am I due? I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Friend: don't ask me..

by Ali a Kahoot August 12, 2021

Journey Baby

A baby born after parents experienced infertility but without previous loss (miscarriage, stillborn, etc.)

After years of infertility, I’m finally pregnant with my journey baby!

by Journey Mama October 05, 2022

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 05, 2019

Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.

by Bkk4 January 01, 2020

on my baby boy

on my baby boy

you ugly as hell nigga on my baby boy

by z3pz March 24, 2024

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 26, 2017