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Bitchy McBitch-Face

If her name is Ryan, you can rest assured that she has a Bitchy McBitch-Face thing going on. Regional to TN
I was trying to just chill, but Ryan had her Bitchy McBitch-Face on.
by SuperSmartPussycat August 4, 2025
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get face right

get high to the point when you can't feel your face
I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club
by tto14 July 9, 2011
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The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
by Princecole12 November 27, 2023
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Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
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shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.
I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!
by pornuser May 20, 2018
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velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.
Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.
by allwrong4u February 16, 2018
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Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...
"She was totally Shit Faced last night"
by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012
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