Fish Out of Water

Using a dead goldfish as a condom by sticking your dick in its unliving mouth and then fucking a girl till the fish pops.

Bro, I went fishing last week and caught the nastiest goldfish. Next thing you know, I'm pulling a fish out of water on my mom.

by Xyzal Popper April 17, 2018

Weeded Out Much?

1.When Someone is so on high on weed that they can't tell the difference between a girl or a boy.

2.When someone has finished casually smoking some weed.

Hey James Thompson(Tomo). Weeded out much?

by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009

Social Work-out

The physical workout Social Workers get from running their clients places, chasing after client's children, or running around the office to get tasks done.

Friend: Hey, want to go to the gym with me?
Social Worker: No way. I got a Social Work-out yesterday chasing after my client's kids at the food stamp office.

by Comosedice December 10, 2010

pull out technique

when a man and a woman want to have a one night stand with no protection. The woman insures the man that he can "pull out". so they start going and right when the man is about to Cum, the woman wraps her legs around him and screams "BE MY BABYS DADDY!" The man then panics and usually trys to get out. when he realizes he can he hits kicks and bites her. after he now knows he is going to be a dady he thinks of multiple ways of explaining it to his parents.

Guy 1: Oh man, I fell for the old pull out technique.

Guy 2: (silence)

by cincinatti_18 December 14, 2010

pimpin' myself out

to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.

by LizzieZulu October 28, 2006

bolt out of the brown

1) A completely out-of-context shitty thing to do or say, especially from an unexpected source. From the elderly phrase "bolt out of the blue", but modified with skidmarks for flavor.

2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)

1) Our night out was pretty bangin' until Chess Club Bill dropped that ear-splitting N-bomb at the bar. What a bolt out of the brown!

2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!

by The Evil Steve June 23, 2007

bailing out the canoe

a great way to describe a woman peeing

My wife refuses to drink beer. More than one and she's bailing out the canoe every 10 minutes.

by Troy McGinty November 2, 2007