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sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021
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Anvil Head As

A person that is so desperately power hungry, bullshits about everything, think he/she is top shit, always dick riding every online boy/girl they wish to have a "relationship" with, try to make a deformed version of the original group, dates someone that's taller than them, and has a head shaped as an anvil.
Laura: Guys, Peyton just texted me to give him head.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
by Topic Lyfe June 28, 2017
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Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019
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Teggy-Head

A 'teggy head' is someone who has a head shaped like an egg or is off there fucking rockers
Ar' micky is a fucking teggy-head
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Big Head

A sarcastic name for a close friend or lover.
Come over joor, big head!

Let's go now, big head

Olaniran is a 'big head'
by Oluwalonipeter May 6, 2021
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Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic
That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head
by Plastic head September 18, 2017
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