Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021
Get the sputnik headmug. A person that is so desperately power hungry, bullshits about everything, think he/she is top shit, always dick riding every online boy/girl they wish to have a "relationship" with, try to make a deformed version of the original group, dates someone that's taller than them, and has a head shaped as an anvil.
Laura: Guys, Peyton just texted me to give him head.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.
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