throw that bitch a bagel

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)

Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.

by BitchesLoveCereal October 30, 2011

basic bitch brunching

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.

Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!

by saw2015 March 29, 2016

How to get bitches

Don’t be hillin

Dude one - “how to get bitches”
Dude two - never be a hillin

by Hillin101 December 9, 2022

Slap a bitch day

Slap the bitch you want to

Hey why’d you slap me ?

Because it’s slap a bitch day!

by Ilysm😂 November 9, 2019

bad bitch trance

While walking, when a male spots an attractive female, often a dime, and ends up losing track of what he is doing. This usually results in negative outcomes due to the loss of focus caused by the girl.

"Damn son.. James just busted his face after tripping over those steps. Chelsea definitely gave him the bad bitch trance."

"Did you see those bros getting Jaywalking tickets? They must've been dazed by that chick walking ahead of them. Definitely a case of bad bitch trance."

by DBOY22_STUNNA November 11, 2009

dumb dildo bitch

1.)-One who is completely and utterly stupid. One who does not possess the intuitiveness to solve the most simple of tasks, much less have the want or will to acquire it. Lacking even the most basic mental skill, subject takes on the appearance of a large dildo in the face of the most menial of problems, shaking and expressionless.
2.)-See also Rosie O'Donnell.

"Can you believe how stupid that guy is? What a dumb dildo bitch!"

by Billy's kid August 3, 2007

double crossing bitch

A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.

Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.

by Navalgeneralofthenavalsea January 5, 2014