by ./fasbit February 28, 2023

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”
by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.
by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

by Jahedg September 20, 2011
