doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022

Butt jelly

Something that comes out of your dog's butt if their stomach is upset. A jelly like poo substance.

O no! August had butt jelly again!

by generalgoat January 20, 2022

fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022

Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.

No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.

by FowlManor March 14, 2019

Butt

It’s something you sit on and something you poop out of.

Sherry went on the toilet and sat on her butt.

by Sherry blue January 5, 2019

Butt Chuckle

when you put your phone in your back pocket and it suddenly begins to vibrate.

"Oh god, I just butt chuckled.."
"That butt chuckle felt sooo goood"

by unorginal January 14, 2017