Three Point Piss

A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.

Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.

by Johnson Wangson April 16, 2009

Three red lights

The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.

"I just got the Three Red Lights!

AGAIN!

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"

by Micellaneous Man October 09, 2006

Three bean salad

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

Three 6 Mafia

A Memphis-based rap group that has more songs about getting your dick sucked than any other musical group. Guaranteed.

Did you hear that new song by Three 6 Mafia? It's called Put Cha D. in Her Mouth.

by I'm a fuckin vetern December 15, 2009

three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.

I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.

by Britney Trolley October 30, 2007

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019

meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018