Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.

She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.

by racheal18 October 13, 2021

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.

Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.

by Cl115 August 17, 2021

Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.

Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?

by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021