kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

by joecrow January 18, 2009

Franz Wagner

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.

Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021

Wagner plow

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.

1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.

by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010

wayment

abbr. "wait a minute"

"Wayment. Hold the phone. Neil Patrick Harris used the N-word w/ Mike Tyson last night?" (quoted from @sfreynolds)

by munyeca June 21, 2013

Wayde

Wayde is by far the best person you will ever meet. A Wayde could easily melt your heart in a millisecond. They are the most smart, charismatic, and funny people you will ever meet. Although at times, Waydes can be needy for attention and love, it's the cutest thing ever. Waydes will tell you how beautiful you are, even when you're just in some sweatpants, hair tied, and chillin' with no makeup on. He knows your insecurities but he''ll tell you just how much more beautiful with them. They'll always have a smart comeback ready and can always make you laugh. One of the best things about them is that they know how to make you smile even when you don't want to.

You're dating Wayde? Wow, you're so lucky.

by landizzle15 February 18, 2019

Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

Tommo wayed

This is the action of using the Tommo way against someone or something.
Little reminder : the Tommo way is solving problems with some sass and sarcasm. You can even use the middle finger.

People 1 : Last night, my friend stole my car keys and left me alone in the shop.

People 2 : Oh no! She Tommo wayed you so bad!

by OneLegend March 25, 2021