Pussy Wagon

A name for a minivan or a PT Cruiser. Most people that drive Pussy Wagons are old.

“Ben, your mom owns a Pussy Wagon.”

“Did you buy that Pussy Wagon you saw for sale?”

“That car is so ugly, it looks like a Pussy Wagon.”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Wagoneer

Someone who makes millions.. no, billions.. no, trillions with wagons

The best way to make money in BDO is to be a Wagoneer

by Entropey November 11, 2017

wagon ride

A ride on a wagon for carrying passengers as a transport for a journey or an adventure.
A ride on a child's wagon.

I like to go on a wagon ride.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023

Paddy Wagon

The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".

The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.

by Jerry8141 September 29, 2019

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024