Cute Videoed

The awkward moment when you see your friend posting a cute video on a girl's FB wall. Often the first public sign of a crush that will snowball into a PDA-heavy relationship.

Example of Cute Videoed:

- John: "Did you see Carl post that puppy video on Sarah's FB wall? Beginning of the end."

- Rich: "(eyeroll)”

by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014

Video games

Something that does NOT cause kids to be violent despite what Karens, Boomers and the Media think.

Playing video games is my favorite thing to do.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2022

add videos

what /you whitenames need to start doing

hey whitenames, add videos before you get banded.

by king_D__ August 20, 2023

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

video game cuck

Someone who enjoys watch someone else play their favorite games.

"Dude did you the new playthrough of Eldin Ring?"
"Dude that just makes you a video game cuck."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)

All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.

by golfitmaster December 11, 2017

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023