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sex unicorn

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.
by ...com March 24, 2015
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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
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massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
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Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases
Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases
by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018
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Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be
I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
by Erickom May 7, 2018
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Stuffed unicorn

When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect
Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"
by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017
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unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit
by frabrizio June 9, 2018
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