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squatted truck owner 

A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature
you look there's a squatted truck owner lets go beat him up
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rusty dump truck 

a girl who is very large and busted

"that girl is a rusty dump truck"
rusty dump truck by Echoli June 29, 2006
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fell off the turnip truck 

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).
He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

big truck 

I tried to send you an email yesterday but the big truck wasn't working so the message was never sent.
big truck by gnawfish August 27, 2006

Dump Truck 

A loser. A lame fuck with nothing to live for.
Heather was drunk at the bar screaming about how nobody will ever love her and she will never have kids. What a dump truck.
Dump Truck by suspicious-character September 14, 2010

I left my boots in the truck 

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

Fire truck 

When a man has sex with a woman Doggy-style and imitates a firetruck sound and later when he cums on/in her he'd refer to it as putting out fire.
Samantha: "Jerry kept hooting while we were doing it doggy style yesterday."
Lois: "Ah. You mean he did the Fire truck..."
Samantha: "No wonder he was yelling 'put out that fire big guy' when he was cumming!"
Fire truck by usefbishara March 25, 2008