closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.

by aeather January 26, 2014

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.

She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.

by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014

go get a toothbrush

when a girl wants to show how wet there pussy is

I'm gonna go get a toothbrush to prove I ain't rasain dry

by Scrumptious snack March 19, 2017

Tip of the tooth

A sexual act reserved for special occasions like a birthday.
Female/ male usually with one tooth will perform oral sex and to finish off, he /she will insert said tooth into the penis hole and in a twisting motion make the Male ejaculate in 10 seconds or under

Tip of the tooth is when a tooth is put in the penis hole
Guy 1:What ya doing for your birthday ?
Guy 2: nothing too special maybe dinner and a trip down town to get the Tip of a Tooth

by Teemunny September 1, 2018

Poop in your tooth

1. It means to have very disgusting breath.

2. To have cavities that look like Doo doo

Examples:

1. Man Jeffrey has "poop in his tooth".

2. Oh heck word I'm gonna brush my teeth so I don't get "poop in my tooth".

3. Man you have poop in your tooth so be quiet you lady of the night

by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv July 15, 2019

Side gum tooth clink clang

When your gum hurts making your tooth hurt like a chain reaction

I’m having a side gum tooth clink clang!

by 1155 am October 18, 2019

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021