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Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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Amal Tom

The Indian god of war and sex. Amal tom gets all of the bitches but he doesn't want anyone to know so he pretends to study
Do you have a girlfriend. Naw Amal Tom stole my girl
by Facts4432 April 7, 2022
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tom wambsgans

a baby, a girl, a bby, head of atn, emperor of rome
tom wambsgans is my favorite babygirl
by St.Gregory April 21, 2022
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tom holland

the only good person in this family bcus he isnt ginger
wow hes not ginger
hes def a tom holland
by britballz69515234 March 12, 2021
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Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx
Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!
by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021
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