When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.
I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.
by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023
Get the Grapemug. The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
Get the Grape Shamingmug. n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.
v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.
v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.
Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!
Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!
Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!
by Headstone October 11, 2011
Get the Grapemug. 
First you gently grasp the grape, the juices start flowing, it starts to swell, and then you grind the grape
by juice-it-up June 8, 2025
Get the Grind the grapemug. by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018
Get the They did surgery on a grapemug. "Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."
by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018
Get the gagging on the grapesmug.