Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
by the-jerk June 23, 2007
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Chris Hungus

One who is blessed with a certain email address.
Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
by bowling567 July 18, 2020
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Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).
“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor
by jackabbz August 29, 2019
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Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
by Chip10 December 14, 2010
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chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
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Chris Potter

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
by Dongcoptered October 08, 2017
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